Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”
Soda just spewed out my nose
THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST
Rihanna ships Schweinski too!!
Mwahaha schweinski everywhere
JT, Cesar and Fernando wish Ash goodbye and goodluck on his move to AS Roma.
This is a winged penis. For the ancient Romans, this was a sign of good luck. It was in most marketplaces do bring luck to the merchants so that the economy would continue to prosper.
And yes, that tail is also a penis.
Let me tell you something child. Even though I support them I also hate them for the fucking heartaches but I can’t fucking get rid of them cause they are precious arseholes. So yes I hate that I love them.
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