ifwefallonemoretime:

theorginalmiddlechild:

helenas-hood:

Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”

Soda just spewed out my nose

THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST


ARE YOU READY? │ Chelsea 2014/15 season
ARE YOU READY? │ Chelsea 2014/15 season

fandom406:

Rihanna ships Schweinski too!!

Mwahaha schweinski everywhere

juan-love:

JT, Cesar and Fernando wish Ash goodbye and goodluck on his move to AS Roma.

André Schürrle gets kidnapped by David Luiz

Ladies & Gents… Gary Cahill: ‘The Rockstar’!

lordofdeathcaesar:

This is a winged penis. For the ancient Romans, this was a sign of good luck. It was in most marketplaces do bring luck to the merchants so that the economy would continue to prosper.
And yes, that tail is also a penis.

jesus christ

lordofdeathcaesar:

This is a winged penis. For the ancient Romans, this was a sign of good luck. It was in most marketplaces do bring luck to the merchants so that the economy would continue to prosper.

And yes, that tail is also a penis.

jesus christ

hendoshairgel:

Can you not: Luke Shaw
Requested by: fcbarcaforlife

Are you sure you support England? You sound like you hate them
Anonymous

jamie-carragher:

Let me tell you something child. Even though I support them I also hate them for the fucking heartaches but I can’t fucking get rid of them cause they are precious arseholes. So yes I hate that I love them.

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